No lie--this is DAMN GOOD. Take a bottle of Coke--glass if you can get it--or a grape soda (Nehi if you can find it). Drink a big swallow. Open a packet of ordinary Tom's Peanuts. Make a funnel with your hand and pour some in. Drink Coke and get peanuts in your mouth, Chew and swallow and repeat. If you can do this without vomiting, YOU ARE SOUTHERN.
Found this on YouTube---obviously, this is a YANKEE girl....let's watch...
www.megaupload.com/
FOR THE MORBIDLY CURIOUS...OR THOSE WANTING TO DRIVE ROACHES, MICE AND SMALL DOGS OUT OF THEIR HOUSES....TURN IT UP!
This is the first half of the concert that includes the songs "Female Action Heroes" "Erica Neely" "King of Dreams", "Skies of Benden" "The Undead Monkey Song", "The Thoughts of El Gato" and possibly a few others.
SKIN DEEP
Now I’m dead-it’s not so bad for me
No manicures--don’t wax my thighs
Still breaks my heart how they react to me
They scream for help--they run and hide---
But I am beautiful, in spite of my decay
Worms can’t bring me downnnn
Hair is fallin’ out--my flesh is green and grey
But Worms can’t bring me down--noooo--
I gotta eat some brains todayyy
No longer care if my sandals match
A bag by Coach or from Vuitton--
A shotgun blast blew my face in half
So you can’t tell--if I have lipstick on…
But I am Beautiful in spite of my decay
Worms can’t bring me down
Hair is falling out--my flesh is green and grey
But worms can’t bring me down--noooo
I gotta eat some brains today
No matter where you run
No matter where you hide
I’m going to hunt you down
And claw my way inside
Your blood will splash the ground
Screams will fill the night
I’ll chow down on your head
Like a can of Pringles Light--
But I am beautiful in spite of my decay
WORMS CAN’T BRING ME DOWN….
Hair is falling out--my skin is green and grey
WORMS CAN’T BRING ME DOWNNNN
I’m gonna eat your brains….todayyyyyyyy…..
HEADING FOR CONFLUENCE IN PITTSBURGH !!!
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Anyhoo...may pop back in a bit later---but will hopefully be outta here before 5pm to get to Larry's before leaving at o'god o'clock to hit the road in the mornng....
The Title of Chapter 3 has been changed to "No Easy Answers". The line where Roy suggests that both Ed and Winry are victims has been removed and a small edit was made. I was called to task privately by a professional that works with abuse victims--remember, I was only a survivor/peer counselor for the Coalition to Assist Abused Persons. This person was very angry over the title and Roy's suggestion that the person who does the injury is a victim too. Hopefully my edit will clarify this so no one else misinterprets what I was trying to convey. I have changed every single posting of the story and formally apologised to this person. Rather than go back and repost it on my own LJ I am posting this apology and disclaimer since this is not widely read by this LJ.
Again, if a badly turned phrase or title implied something I did not intend, I apologize.
Aunty B and The Battle With The WANGSTER
Jul. 16th, 2010 10:59 pmHe gave me attitude. His nurse was a CUNT, not a description I use often. I had to DEMAND certain tests be run. He tried to rush me out. I raised hell and demanded he run the goddamn test. BINGO. Second strain of bactiera found.
Fortunately--there is a very fine doctor right down the street from my office. It is open until 8pm--I get off at 6:30--seven days a week---and he is on the list for our HMO. I will see them Monday and discuss transfering my care to Dr. Gibbs instead---one of my friends goes there and loves him. Dr K has been my doctor for five years--I trust her, and she's wonderful--but if I can't be under her care...they can shove Dr. Wang's wang up his wingwang.
My Brother's Tumor--what we now know.
Jul. 9th, 2010 02:50 pmIt is most likely benign---but it has to come out---and he's had it since before he was born. It is apparently something extremely rare--the doctor who will do the surgery actually TEACHES about these tumors at Johns Hopkins. Basically, skin cells wound up inside his brain--a malformation during fetal development, just like I have some Endometrial tissue inside my bladder and possibly my kidneys. That it has grown to such a large size is alarming--BUT he is in the hands of one of the world's authority on this time of brain turmor. They are going to wait about 2 months before going in--they want to monitor it for growth. I'll know more when we talk tonight...I had already been told that it was a very rare type of tumor and that's why they brought in the third doctor. There are risks. Serious ones. But it's easier to face the devil you know than the devil in the dark.
Brother Update and music...
Jul. 8th, 2010 12:22 amSpent the evening in deep rehearsal--first ever performance of "Hero With The Thousand Faces (Edward's Song)" and with the help of the capo on the classical guitar we worked out a gorgeous two part harmony on "Soul Within The Steel"--and "Hard Drive's Gonna Fall", which lets me rip loose on my blues vocals and is a lot of fun to sing. My throat is really tired so i think we'll take a rest day tomorrow,
Deeply touched and gratified by the comments on "Hero" and "Soul"--those are my thank you gifts to Ed and Al for all they have been to me all these years--just as "Tinderbox" and "What You Need" belong to Roy and Maes, and "Sins of the Father" belongs to Hohenheim.
Now....I'm wanting to write a Grell Sutcliffe song.....possibly set to the Beatles "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"...But getting the part about the chainsaw in the chorus is gonna be a bit tricky....
THE HERO WITH A THOUSAND FACES
By Linda Walsh, 2010
(ttto “McDonald On The Hill”)
The seed that births the Hero isn’t nurtured in the womb
A drop of ink ignites a life in a writer’s lonely room
He’s born of someone’s fancy—someone just like you or I
But their dream contains a spark that will not die
A feather-stroke of sumi ink upon a page of white
A pencil sketch on legal pad—a young man springs to life
A manga stall in Tokyo—a bookshop in Detroit
We will gather there to read of his exploits
(chorus)
He bears a thousand faces and a hundred million names
A scribble or a keystroke and his life begins again
No single bard or artist takes the credit for his birth
For the Hero’s tale is older than the Earth….
A tattered book is cherished as it’s passed from hand to hand
The young man quest retold in countless tongues and foreign lands
It changes in the telling as his tale becomes our own
In the landscape of our dreams he makes his home
At multiplex and IMAX the adventure will unfold
The profits are astounding from a franchise bought and sold
His figure sells on Ebay—I cannot afford the cost
And along the way beloved tales get lost….
(chorus)
He bears a thousand faces and a hundred million names
A scribble or a keystroke and his life begins again
No single bard or artist takes the credit for his birth
For the Hero’s tale is older than the Earth….
It’s sequel after sequel—milk a franchise half to death
When we squeeze each drop of profit we are squeezing out the breath
Of a young man on Adventure’s Road—his triumps and his pain
But within our home-spun tales he breathes again
The Realm of Dreams contains a room unseen by waking eyes
Where the songs and art and fanfics scorned as cannon-less and lies
Have been bound with love and tender care on a billion star-lit shelves
Where in joy the Hero reads about himself
(chorus)
He bears a thousand faces and a hundred million names
A scribble or a keystroke and his life begins again
No single bard or artist takes the credit for his birth
For the Hero’s tale is older than the Earth….
You’d think the book that starts his shelf ought to bear the name of one
Who has sold the book—who owns the rights—when all is said and done
But their empires are inspired by the hero’s tales of yore
And though the names and lands have changed, they will endure
Is it Harry Potter’s magic---or the Elric’s alchemy?
They are dreams that weave the Hero’s bones—the mythic’s tapestry
From painted cave to Blu-ray, ‘cross a thousand stars and seas—
His enduring tale’s his immortality
His enduring tale’s his immortality…..
Here at long last is the Alphonse song, "Soul Within The Steel"--WITH THIS WARNING!!!
This is as RAW as it gets. It was transposed three @#$%ing times in different keys. I am half dead and my voice is shot to shit. My new steel solid back music stand muffled her out by 90%. She was playing at breakneck speed--waaaaay to fast. I will be doing a descant unison harmony--but this is the first time I've sung "AFter the Gold Rush" in such a low key so I have to completely think what Im going to improvise. Normally I sing alto harmony on this song---but not with Teri.
I had to rewrite 90% of Teri's verses to get them to scan right--thankfully she's generous and didn't get upset. About 4 lines are hers--the rest is mine, so I get the blame, ne?
THIS IS AS RAW AS IT GETS. This is an actual demo--this is how songs come to birth--from something that sounds as shitty as THIS:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DBS0EBO4
THE SOUL WITHIN THE STEEL
By Linda Walsh and Teri Wachowiak
(ttto “After The Gold Rush” by Neil Young)
G C G
Well I dreamed I saw my soul in armor coming to this timeless place
C
where I wait
D D C
With a promise made and a promise kept he had come now to this
D
Gate
Em F C F
Fingers of steel reached out for mine—I almost hesitate…
G D
For a brother’s blood and a brother’s love
F C
Had brought us to this fate
G D
For a brother’s blood and a brother’s love
F C
Had brought us to this fate
Well I dreamed I heard a young boy crying-and I knew that voice was
Mine
It was a cry of joy and yet a cry of anguish
For this tragedy of time
Caught in a dream—but not a dream
No pattern would align….
Flesh and spirit torn asunder once
Must somehow entertwine
Flesh and spirit torn asunder once
Must somehow entertwine
Yet I dreamed I saw the Gates of Wisdom parting
And a frail hand clasped my own
Tattered armor faded—flesh was animated
As my soul reclaimed its home
Promises kept-my debt was paid
The blood seal now undone
I shall keep my vigil faithfully till the day my brother comes
I shall keep my vigil faithfully till the day my brother comes
Through the Gate I heard my brother Edward crying
By the wreckage of my armored shell
To return me safely to the world again
He had sacrificed himself
Power was lost—but Wisdom gained
There’s a world we two must heal…..
Bearing in our hearts the wounded child and the soul within the steel
Bearing in our hearts the wounded child and the soul within the steel
"Space Mountain"---I get vertigo and motion sickness sometimes...a jolly song about the horrors of being dragged on a ride that is the equivalent of being flushed down a dark toilet (Music: "Sugar Mountain" by Neil Young)
"Hard Drive Took A Fall"--sure you can get a cheap laptop from some guy around the corner or the flea market...did you make SURE they wiped the hard drive before reselling it?? A Craigslist bargain laptop has some...ahem...interesting .jpgs--esepcailly the naked Taiwanese Midgets wearing only tube socks (music: "A Hard' Rain's Gonna Fall" by Bob Dylan)
"Bugs" Imagine Leslie Fish singing Rudyard Kipling's "Boots". Now imagine Elmer Fudd with an NRA card on the first day of hunting season...sung in Fudd-ese.
Completed song:
"Mundania Stinks"-- Emerald Rose meets the Warcraft slackers. 'Nuff said?
AND NOW---AT LONG DAMN LAST:---
After nearly FIVE YEARS, my tribute to Alphonse, "The Soul Within The Steel" is DONE. The first two verses are by my singing partner Teri Wachowiak, the last two are mine. The music is by Neil Young--"After The Gold Rush".
We will sing our verses together for the first time tomorrow--let me give you an excerpt from my half of the song:
....Well I dreamed I saw the Gates of Wisdom parting
And a frail hand clasped my own
Tattered armor faded—flesh was animated
As my soul reclaimed its home....(verse 3)
....Through the Gate I heard my brother Edward crying
By the wreckage of my armored shell
To return me safely to the world again
He would sacrificed himself....(verse 4)
It has never taken me so @#$% long to finish a song...but Al is worth it, yes?
"I learned, again and again, the lesson of creativity: the painting I make today, the drawing I do today, the poem I do today, is meant to save my life today."
~ Judy Collins, Singing Lessons
Here WE ( our band Antithesis) IS on the Confluence 2010 Website!
www.parsec-sff.org/confluence/
And Here is our Concert Schedule so far:
http://mrgoodwraith.livejournal.com/73035.html
Don't have a list of panels we'll be doing yet...but hey, we're ON IT NOW!!!
He got convicted. Finally. He isn't doing time--he didn't make actual body contact with the kid but there was enough to convict him of exposing a minor to pornography. He is now a Registered Sex Offender. His face was all over the papers. He was fired from his job and now....who knows? He had one hell of a black eye in the picture in the police blotter that was passed all over work today.
It would be better if they had put him away somewhere...but I suspect that will happen soon enough....
The wheels of justice turn really damn slow...but at least they keep turning, sometimes...
( EPISODE 63... )
God...I am relieved...