Zombie Christina Agulera song for Confluence--working title "Skin Deep"

[binaryalchemist]

Yep, it IS before 7am. Yeah, I AM that diciplined a writer:

SKIN DEEP
Now I’m dead-it’s not so bad for me
No manicures--don’t wax my thighs
Still breaks my heart how they react to me
They scream for help--they run and hide---

But I am beautiful, in spite of my decay
Worms can’t bring me downnnn
Hair is fallin’ out--my flesh is green and grey
But Worms can’t bring me down--noooo--
I gotta eat some brains todayyy

No longer care if my sandals match
A bag by Coach or from Vuitton--
A shotgun blast blew my face in half
So you can’t tell--if I have lipstick on…

But I am Beautiful in spite of my decay
Worms can’t bring me down
Hair is falling out--my flesh is green and grey
But worms can’t bring me down--noooo
I gotta eat some brains today

No matter where you run
No matter where you hide
I’m going to hunt you down
And claw my way inside

Your blood will splash the ground
Screams will fill the night
I’ll chow down on your head
Like a can of Pringles Light--

But I am beautiful in spite of my decay
WORMS CAN’T BRING ME DOWN….
Hair is falling out--my skin is green and grey
WORMS CAN’T BRING ME DOWNNNN
I’m gonna eat your brains….todayyyyyyyy…..

Comments

[elledesu.livejournal.com]

Blarg.

I love it.

It's so perfect, that it's not even funny at all. Except it's hilarious. And amazing. And I'm in awe. And I'm totally going to be humming it all day.

[eve_n_furter]

This was hilarious! I imagine it on stage with grimaces and zombie gestures: "Must eat brains naoooo!" *stomp, stomp, stomp* http://fotki.yandex.ru/users/bartphoto/view/190667?page=0

[happymediocrity.livejournal.com]

I think that's the funniest shit I've ever read. :3

[binaryalchemist.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I did it in the post concert last night and I think I caught a few listeners off guard...and yes, we ended up with a bunch of zombies singing along. A lot of people in the room had never heard the original song so they didn't get who I was poking fun of...but the younger ones who DID get it were right there with me...I love it when that happens