A Sing-Along For Those Beset By The Assholes Of This World: "The I-95 Song"

[binaryalchemist]

Some of my friends have gotten a lot of shit lately in RL and Internet Life as well--here's what to do:

Stand up on your chair
Put our fist in the air
Stick out your middle finger--and sing along with Jimmy...
(and yes--I DO sing this song...I play it and trust me, when I'm pissed off I sing it with exceptional emphasis and gusto...)

Comments

[ebenbrooks.livejournal.com]

With a very tiny amount of tweaking, this song could very well be about the asshole in question. Thank you! :D

Let's see, so in the place of "mother", I'd use "best friend". I wouldn't say "All your friends are assholes", but rather "All your friends think you're an asshole". I'm not sure what to do about the wife line, because his wife is actually a lovely and wonderful person. Go figger.

[binaryalchemist.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm....perhaps he has a goldfish with a serious 'tude?
(btw, how was the gig Saturday? How did your voice hold up?)

[ebenbrooks.livejournal.com]

Didn't happen. I was too thrashed. Allison did the show solo, though, and it went well.

I think I've decided that the last verse will be "And all your friends think you're an asshole, 'cause they've known you your whole life/And I even heard that you're an asshole from your wife."

'Cause, you know, I sorta have...

[binaryalchemist.livejournal.com]

::grins:: Nothing like a proper litany of assholiness...

Ohhh....so sorry you were still under the weather--I'm sure Allison was amazing, though. I managed to pull off a fair housefilk but I wish I had been recorded on a better night--I was running on half charge--didn't suck precisely but I know I sound better than that!