New DUNE Filk--"EVERY WORM IS SACRED"

[binaryalchemist]

Took me three damn YEARS to write this song....Apologies to Monty Python and Dedicated with love to the memory of Frank Herbert

EVERY WORM IS SACRED

By Aunty Binary 2010

(TTTO “Every Sperm is Sacred” from “Monty Python And The Meaning Of Life”)

 

There’s the Harkonnen Hoard—there are Guildsmen—

There’s the Bene Gesserit and then—

The twisted Mentats of Tleilax—BUT—

I’ve never been one of them!

I’m a Native Fremen

I’m born and bred in old Sietch Tabir

And the one thing they say about Fremen is

They don’t understand the word ‘fear’

It’s tough being born on Arrakis

Where God trains the faithful and true

And the one indisputable fact is,

You’re addicted when your eyes turn blue…

Be—cause….

 

Every Worm is Sacred

Every Worm is Great

If you raid their spice sands

Worms get quite irate

(repeat)

 

Mu’adib’s jihadists

Led by Fedaykin

Fight to serve their Madhi

Lord of Arakeen

 

Every Worm is worshipped

Every Worm is grand

Blessed is the Maker

In this realm of sand

 

We shall hunt Harkonens

Shaddam’s got hiding here

So Let’s distill their water

We’re running out of BEER!

Every Worm is Sacred

Every Worm is grand

Blessed is the Maker

In this realm of sand

 

Later  will come the orgies

Partyin’ in the sietch

Grope the Sayadina

Everyone in reach!

Pieter DeVries should warn

The Baron to run real far

Lest he meets Paul’s sister

And her Gom Jabbar!

 

Let the gospel writ by Irulan be sung!

(Anyone objecting had better hold his tongue!)

 

Every Worm is Sacred

Tasting the Spice is bliss

Ration it to punish

Boy, the Guild gets pissed!

Grovel before the Mahdi

Serve him in word and deed

Emperor triumphant

Praise to Muhadib!