Gorram it....
...I've got CON CRUD. Raw throat, green goo in my lungs, fever , plugged sinuses, stuffy ears and body aches....and since I get off after six now I have to take time off from work to go to the doctor in the morning--can't wait for the weekend, and I'm working six days straight. But I absolutely can't be sick for ConFluence in Pittsburgh next month, so I'm sure I'll get shot full of all sortsa shit tomorrow.